YAMS

FICTION

Robin 5-B-24 FPE

Mr. Green sat there contemplating the contents of the letter. It was in reply to his inquiry to "The More Feminine You Institute" and signed by the director, a Miss Anita Stone. The letter pointed out that the Institute had the basic purpose of altering the physical appearance of poorly endowed women so they would appear more feminine. This included such items as improving curves, removing facial and other unsightly hair, improving complexion, and what could be summed up as a charm course. The Institute was not intended for men but due to the special circumstances Mr. Green had outlined in his letter an ex- ception might be possible. At any rate he could have an appointment with the director if he so desired.

An appointment was made and Mr. Green found himself in the office of Miss Anita Stone. After exchanging greetings and a few awkward platitudes Miss Stone got right to the point.

"From your letter I gather you would like to have your beard removed. Why?"

"It is just that I am tired of shaving." Mr. Green said blushing.

"I see. Quite unusual of course, but we can do it. However, I regret to say you do not fully comprehend our methods. It is really quite revolutionary. Safe but revolutionary. You see we do it with creams and diet. Extract of yams, actually."

"Yams?"

"Yes, but let me finish. This is a wild yam which is gathered by Indians in Mexico near Oxaca. It is similar to the yam used to produce hormones

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